I Am Ugly and Dream Of Having A Beautiful Girlfriend

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Hey friend, well, first, you need to understand that beauty comes from within, not from the outside.

Think of an egg on Easter. You dip the egg into coloring and make it look all pretty and such, people may even hold it up as the most beautiful egg there is. But for all you know, it could be rotten on the inside, and if it is, then within time, it’ll begin to smell and everybody will know without a doubt that though it looks (or looked) nice on the outside, it’s really a bad egg.

Now imagine those eggs when kids put them into the purple, red, blue, and green coloring for too long – it becomes an ugly brown with other colors faintly mixed into it, right? So people look at it and think it’s an ugly egg and pay more attention to the other pretty ones, right? But that now-brown egg might actually be the freshest one in the bunch, and if so, it’ll last the longest as such.

You’re suggesting that you’re that brown egg, and you want a girlfriend who represents the first egg. But I’ll tell ya, a girlfriend like the first egg won’t last very long, for you’ll quickly realize that her inside beauty doesn’t match her outside beauty, and you’ll regret your relationship with her.

Now, granted, there are some eggs that are pretty on the outside and very good on the inside – look for those, because they’ll like you back for who you are, not for how you look on the outside alone — and they’ll most likely see you as the first egg.